Sunday, March 8, 2009

The poem that went to court

March 2009 

The court in Merthyr was packed up high; it hadn’t had this type of case before. 

Prosecuting, Mr Wyn Griffith Price QC, asked for the maximum sentence, to deter potential future ‘copycats’ - to much laughter in the gallery - trying the same thing. 

Mr Griffith Price Wyn QC, for the defence, said his client had no money, was full of remorse, a character of no importance, with no criminal record, here, or in any other country.  

The jury were out for two hours, one minute. 
 ‘We find the defendant guilty.’ 

The judge, Mr Justice Griffith Wyn Price, looked up, and spoke.

‘In my time as a High Court judge, I haven’t come across a case as bizarre, as terrible as this. The jury have found you guilty by a majority of ten to two. You are to get the maximum sentence I can handout - ten years, without parole, to be detained at Her Majesty’s pleasure in an anthology of vanity publishing‘  

adding, in a grim tone, ‘I repeat, without parole; take it away.’

‘The rat in a hat hit the cat with a mat’ was taken away in handcuffs, by two prison officers, one a woman. 

The two barristers picked up their paperwork, put pen in pocket, arranging to meet for dinner in Crickhowell that night in The Bear.