Thaat’s whaat ciyderr duz to thee.
Strongbow
Tron G’Sbow, 35,
is a popular Norwegian male hairstylist, keen home supporter of Fjordjohannsohn FC,
when he eats post-match cheesecake with housemate Jonky, the centre-back.
Trong Bow,
a Burmese rice farmer who spends hours working under the hot sun, resulting in him being detained on occasion by the Mynamar Police on suspicion of being an illegal African immigrant.
Rong Bo, 20, a Mongolian horseman,
expert archer, with a thin, droopy moustache and two hundred and two Karakul sheep. Has the knowledge of horse anatomy and physiology equivalent to that of a fourth year B Vet Sc honours student at the University of Portsmouth, England, assuming they begin teaching this course.
Ong Bo, 102, is a well-known Chinese pharmacist, who was one of the first to popularise the eating of scorpions with cactus to help blood cleansing. He has an Honorary MSc from KFC University.
Ngbo, a Turkana from near Lake Turkana in East Africa, is unsure of how old he is. He works on a smallholding by Lake Turkana where he grows Tomatium Turkanum for supermarkets in the UK. He is a consultant to British Airways on pounded fruit.
G. Bow St. Rong, 55, English gentry, a JP, farmer, parish councillor for the Lower and Upper Rentonwraught, an altogether rather splendid, tweed-jacket chap. MBE in 2003 for services to Herefordshire Tory Party.
Bow Stong, 28, a Canadian lumberjack, with a check shirt, sleeves rolled up, showing golden hair on the arms. He always wears big brown leather boots with brown laces. A former British Columbia Under-23 scrum half, before he read ‘Call of the Wild’.
Ows Trong, 41, a South African ostrich farmer, keen fan of rugby and ex prop forward with Zoortsdorfberg Technical College 1st team for eight years, where he was sent off a record 103 times, 81 red cards, 22 yellow. 55 of the red cards were issued for muttering ' bloody kaffir', to the unfortunate African referee before he had blown the whistle to begin the game.
Wst Rongbo, 32 or 35, a Namibian bushman and part-time chicken farmer, who has appeared in numerous documentaries about the use of wild plants in replacing conventional vegetables for haute cuisine.
Thaat’s whaat ciyderr duz to me.
R(achel) ‘Heartache’ Ong, a young Malaysian former student of mine, from whose attractive body I have increasing difficulty keeping my hands off her... anywhere.
Go’strong Go’ngbow MBA (Master of Bow and Arrow Science) is from east Africa, a rock-smith who works, from 10 pm to 3 am, near former water courses with his three sons, Cambridge, Uni and Cantab, creating axe and arrow flints that are bought by innocent physical anthropologists from unknown Western universities, who are doing research in the area. In 2003, he sold his uncle, Microscopo, the victim of a pack of hyenas thirty years ago, to the London Natural History Museum Department of Palaeontology. He was gazetted a National Hero for encouraging the growth of intellectual tourism in otherwise uninhabited parts of East Africa.
Thaat's whaat ciyderr duz to thee.
